"Are you kidding me? He bit a hole in my daughter’s hand! Rashida’s hand. Rashida Jones — did you see I Love You, Man? That’s my daughter. She was a little girl. And Bubbles bit her hand. Michael used to bring [boa constrictor] Muscles and Bubbles by the house all the time, you know." —Quincy Jones on Michael Jackson's monkey [Details via Golden Fiddle/Tumblr]

"You're on a broom for a long time, like a few hours at a go. You're literally sitting on a broom and it gets a little bit sore down under a bit. It's been fun, but it's quite hard work." —Rupert Grint on the consequences of Quidditch [MTV]

"The tone of the piece is similar to Reservoir Dogs. Even though the violence is somewhat anarchic, it has a humor side to it. I find myself laughing at the same time as thinking, 'God, I shouldn't laugh, that's so sick and gross.'" —Julia Ormond on Jennifer Lynch's Surveillance [NYDN]

"I'm willing to clean the lawns, wash the cars, I have a decent salary. I'll even shut up and listen in a conversation and I don't watch sports!" —Chris Isaak is looking for love [Daily Express UK]

"Whenever I get to shoot an episode, it always feels like I'm going to visit family. They're such gentlemen, such good guys."—Emmanuelle Chriqui on Entourage [NYDN]

"I'd tell everyone to come in naked in full body paint."—Bat for Lashes's Natasha Khan on her ideal world [Guardian UK]