"Directors don't get better, they get worse! ... When you gotta go out and make a movie to pay for the kids' private school and for the three ex-wives, don't talk to me about your artistry. It's their job. I don't want to have to watch the movie I made to pay for my pool." —Quentin Tarantino [GQ via NYDN]

"If you're naked and you're trying to be sexy, you don't really make as much money as if you're naked and you're funny. Will Ferrell has been on to that for quite some time. Have you noticed how he drops his trousers in every single film? I'm going to do that from now on." —Sandra Bullock [Contact Music]

"I'm nocturnal. I'm a vampire, I decided. I write at night." —Taylor Momsen [MTV]

“On the seventh film there are wanted posters with Harry Potter on them ... with my face. I’d love one of them. I think it would be great. I’d love to have it up somewhere. I’ll steal one. They aren’t going to fine me.” —Daniel Radcliffe [Contact Music]

"After Mad Men I got a lot of 'How dare you speak to Don Draper like that?' People — mainly women — were mad at me that I told Don off." —Patrick Fischler, Mad Men's Jimmy Barrett [LAT]