Ryan Seacrest Is Looking for Someone to High-five
Photo: Courtesy of Fox
While his agent wasn't able to get him Simon Cowell money, Ryan Seacrest has approximately 45 million reasons to be happy on this Monday morning. He signed an exclusive three-year deal with Idol parent company CKX, making him the most highly compensated reality-show television host in history. Don't worry, Joel McHale: He still gets to work at E!, too. [People]

The Kubrick Masterpiece He Never Made
Bob Dylan, the New Bing Crosby
Edelstein on Brothers and
Up in the Air
Fela! Gets Broadway Audiences to Shake It