There are tons of legal issues that will likely prevent us from ever having to listen to an authorized version of the surefire earsore that is the unreleased Michael Jackson–Will.I.Am "dance music album," but that doesn't mean the material won't eventually come out. After all, Will.I.Am is reportedly keeping the music safe by storing it on his computer. We see no possible way this could ever go awry! [Ace Showbiz]