We can't believe it took this long! We somehow made it all the way to Wednesday of the year's slowest news week before British tabloids started printing made-up casting rumors for the still-unannounced, probably still-unwritten sequel to The Dark Knight. The Sun "reports" that Megan Fox has "signed on" to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie, which means that Megan Fox will almost certainly not play Catwoman in any upcoming Batman movie. Also, today is the one-year anniversary of last summer's made-up rumor about Cher playing Catwoman. [Sun UK]