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While hiking through Gibraltar with his American Pie co-star Eddie Kaye Thomas, world-renowned pie-fucker and occasional actor Jason Biggs was savagely beaten by a Barbary macaque monkey. According to the Telegraph, "They were hiking in the woods when this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to bite his face off." We can only assume that those monkeys didn't hear how much Quentin Tarantino enjoyed Anything Else. [Telegraph UK]