Taiwanese actor and pop star Jay Chou has been cast as Kato in Seth Rogen's upcoming Green Hornet movie (following the recent departure of Stephen Chow). Explains Michel Gondry in a press release: “Jay is incredibly unique and charming and fights like a wild dog!" Since Turtle might not get around to it until 2014, we'll say what you're probably thinking: Seth Rogen would not have a masked manservant as hot as Chou in real life. [DHD]