Week in Review: Sooner or Later, Everyone Goes to the Zoo
This week we said farewell to John Hughes, mourned Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol, and hit the loo with Courtney Love. What else happened?
• Tom Arnold lied.
• Zack Morris got a gig on Broadway and Screech and Mr. Belding felt bad.
• Hugh Jackman was cast in a movie as himself.
• Jeremy Piven ram-jammed some dude.
• Stephenie Meyer totally plagiarized some book.
• Paramount spared critics a screening of G.I. Joe.
• Avatar showed its blue face.
• Thomas Pynchon spoke, possibly!
• David Chase made Mad Men swear-free.
• Justin Timberlake got a job offer.
• A pair of Bens got the boot.
• Jay Leno announced plans to kill everyone.
• Do we ejaculate approvingly on Slate's assertion that an author visited a brothel? We do not.
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