Ghostface can do no wrong on the promotional trail for September 29's The Wizard of Poetry. First, he explained to us the strict rule about not being allowed to rap about crack over R&B. Then he unveiled the album's mind-boggling cover art and expressed an interest in doing dirty things to Natalie Portman in a stairwell. Now, in a sit-down with D.J. Whoo Kid, he delivers a master class on giving a batshit-crazy interview. Over seventeen action-packed minutes, he starts a beef with The-Dream, purports to be banned from Canada, and announces that Poetry will include a new song in which his fictional paramour beds the FiOS guy. Enjoy! [NahRight]