Tonight is a ridiculous night for television, with new episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mad Men, the premiere of Bored to Death, and, of course, the Emmys, which are supposed to be watchable this year due to the influence of Neil Patrick Harris as host and producer. You can still just swing it with a two-at-a-time DVR and even hate-watch Entourage if you tape the 11 p.m. rerun of Mad Men. (Just remember, Mad Men goes two minutes over.) Concentrate! (But if you watch all these things and football, forget about it: Your HBO will have to be On Demand and your Curb catchphrase a day old. Stay off Twitter!)