Are you excited for this weekend's premiere of the Ben-less At the Movies? If not, then this trailer for the A.O. Scott– and Michael Phillips–starring reboot just might do the trick: "Two accomplished critics! One stimulating discussion! With serious reviews from serious journalists!" No idiots! If anyone named Ben tries to crash the set, we'll literally rip his throat out! "Credentials! Real critics! Real reviews!" How old-school is the new At the Movies? So old-school that we've soundtracked this ad with a song from Moby's Play, for god's sake. Set your damn TiVo! [TOH]