For reasons mostly unclear, this morning's Today Show featured a segment on decorating one's home for Halloween, with all anchors dressed up as characters from Star Wars. Enlivening the proceedings, though, were a pair of intoxicated-acting Ewoks, who fought each other, danced like Michael Jackson, and generally raised heck. "You're not allowed to have vodka," says Darth Curry, to no avail, as Wicket swills a martini, then goes to town on Han Roker's leg. Enjoy!

'Drunk' Ewoks disrupt NBC's 'Today' show [Live Feed/HR]