Glee creator Ryan Murphy has finally broken his silence on NBC's decision not to allow his show's cast to perform in the Thanksgiving Day Parade: "I completely understand NBC’s position, and look forward to seeing a Jay Leno float.” Meow! If NBC hasn't already been planning a Leno float, might we suggest one depicting an unemployed TV-drama writer being crushed to death by a giant papier-mâché chin? [EW via Movieline]