Last Tuesday night, FX's Vulture-approved Sons of Anarchy became the first cable program to beat The Jay Leno Show in the ratings, prompting a few bloggers (not us this time!) to make jokes at Leno's expense. So Anarchy creator Kurt Sutter took to his highly entertaining blog to set the record straight: "Let's back off Jay and beat the right piñata. I won't say who that is, but I guarantee you, when he splits open, they'll [sic] be gold bullion and Universal stock options pouring out of his ass." Indeed. [Sutter Ink via Live Feed/HR]