Taylor Hearts Taylor
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Well, isn't this convenient? According to reports, frequently shirtless heartthrob and New Moon star Taylor Lautner has been making time with America's newest sweetheart, Taylor Swift. We could not be more proud of Swift for refusing to let Lautner's debilitating case of restless leg syndrome, let alone his "On the Waterfront longshoreman's nose," stand in the way of puppy love. Eat your heart out, Joe Jonas! [Boot]

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