Have you ever heard John Mayer play guitar? He's really good. You know what else he's really good at? Giving us lots of easy page views with threats of forceful sodomy — thanks, John!

Jimmy Kimmel pulled a Letterman, Wes Anderson's cinematographer pulled a Megan Fox, Fox gave Dollhouse another stay of execution, NBC ruined Thanksgiving, Kanye found inner peace, chaos reigned, Maurice Sendak gave you some advice, Vulture rapped with Mad Men stars Bryan Batt and Vincent Kartheiser, Michael Jackson showed up Prince and made Paul Anka richer, Bob Saget saved Bye Bye Birdie (but not from Ben Brantley), we counted down music's greatest mentors, the Pythons got back together, New York caused Letterman's extortion (and maybe his retirement), Balloon Boy reminded us of something, and these movies gave us nightmares. Till tomorrow!