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Posts for November 4, 2009

Band Hero’s Gwen Stefani Sings Covers, Real Gwen Stefani Sues

Gwen Stefani is mortified that hordes of teenagers across the country have purchased Band Hero, the newest video game from Guitar Hero maker Activision, and are currently jamming out while using her likeness to sing “Honky Tonk Woman.” So mortified, in fact, that she and the rest of No Doubt are suing Activision because they thought they were only agreeing to sing a few of their own songs in the game. Not all sorts of foul-mouthed bar music from one-hit wonders like the Rolling Stones. [Pop & Hiss/LAT]

Salt Trailer Finds New Ways to Capitalize on Angelina Jolie’s Sex Appeal

We're getting our first glimpse of Angelina Jolie’s newest film, Salt, in which she plays a CIA agent who has to run around New York City tasing cops and leaping off highway overpasses, just to prove that she’s not a Russian spy trying to kill the president. Or is she? Jolie replaced Tom Cruise, who was originally slated to play the lead (Edwin Salt became Evelyn Salt), and the film that got made seems to be less about action and more about the actress: In the film Jolie has blonde hair — well, until she dyes it black for added stealth (and to emphasize her bangs!) — and she spends at least part of her time onscreen wearing a skirt suit that, let’s say, features her legs.

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50 Cent Invites Self to Beef

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In the five days since Beanie Sigel attacked Jay-Z, his former Roc-a-Fella boss, pal, and sugar daddy, Hova has, for the most part, remained quietly above the fray. But 50 Cent hasn't! Despite having no real connection at all to the drama, 50 altruistically came to Beanie's defense yesterday during a joint radio interview on Philadelphia’s Power 99. Also — and this is probably completely unrelated — 50's new album, Before I Self Destruct, is out next week.

So what's Beanie's problem? »

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Armond White: Precious Worse Than Norbit

Photo: Nigel Barker

With The New Yorker's Anthony Lane and this magazine's David Edelstein already bucking critical status quo with mixed-negative assessments of Lee Daniels' Oscar-contending, Oprah-endorsed Precious, famed New York Press contrarian Armond White must've known he had his work cut out for him. His review went up this afternoon, though, and it does not disappoint!

"Shame on Tyer Perry and Oprah Winfrey," he begins:

"They’ve piggybacked their reps as black success stories hoping to camouflage Precious’ con job—even though it’s more scandalous than their own upliftment trade. Perry and Winfrey naively treat Precious’ exhibition of ghetto tragedy and female disempowerment as if it were raw truth. It helps contrast and highlight their achievements as black American paradigms—self-respect be damned."

"Not since The Birth of a Nation has a mainstream movie demeaned the idea of black American life as much as Precious." »

Band That Sounds Exactly Like the Postal Service Claims Not to Have Been Influenced by Postal Service

You may not have heard of them, but Owl City hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week with their ultracatchy pop number, "Fireflies." Anyone who's ever heard that song realizes that it follows the very specific pattern of blippy-emo-pop success that was set by the Postal Service on their 2003 smash LP, Give Up, yet Owl City mastermind Adam Young claims that there's little resemblance between the two outfits. "I had some friends in high school that would have it playing in their cars and stuff. It was cool, but it never really caught my ear," he tells Entertainment Weekly. "It’s funny, because the more I hear people relating the two, the more I realize that they are pretty similar — even though that wasn’t my initial goal or anything." Hmmm, wonder how Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello would respond to that? [Music Mix/EW]

Fox Searchlight Halts National Rollout of Gentlemen Broncos

After experiencing great success with each of his first two feature films, it appears as if director Jared Hess has hit a bit of a stumbling block with his third picture, Gentlemen Broncos. The movie was generally savaged by reviewers upon its limited release in New York and L.A. last weekend — although New York's own David Edelstein did describe it as being "enchantingly freakish" — and the film only took in a meager tally of just $14,458. Well, it seems as if Fox Searchlight has come to the realization that they have a stinker on their hands and instead of throwing good money after bad, they have decided that the better approach is to cut their losses on the $10 million film. Earlier today, e-mails went out to critics in various markets all over the country stating that the film will not be expanding nationwide this weekend as originally planned. Vulture reached out to Fox Searchlight for comment, but our e-mails were not returned. Oh well, they can't all be Paranormal Activity, can they?

Gentlemen Broncos' National Release Cancelled [CinemaBlend]

Doha-Tribeca Fest’s Six Best Middle Eastern Films

Bahman Ghobadi's No One Knows About Persian Cats.Photo: Courtesy of AFP

While the first annual Doha-Tribeca Film Festival — held this past weekend in the Persian Gulf nation of Qatar and organized in part by Tribeca Enterprises — displayed a reasonably broad range of work from all over the globe, we were most intrigued by its spotlight on films from Middle Eastern directors. The region has been experiencing a filmmaking renaissance of sorts in recent years. (To be fair, “Middle Eastern” means a lot of things to a lot of different people: Some of these filmmakers were Westerners with roots in the Arab world.)

Devastating portrait of a young city bursting with inspiration, creative longing, and danger. »

Ben Silverman Up for Dream Job As Boss of CollegeHumor

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Sure, CollegeHumor.com is okay. But for all its lowbrow fart-filled practical jokery, we've sometimes wondered if the website is truly as stupid and juvenile as it could be. Help could be on the way, though! Ad Age reports that IAC chief Barry Diller is considering folding CH parent-company Connected Ventures into Ben Silverman's new company, Electus, and allowing the ski-jumping, topless-singing, tiger-renting former NBC wunderkind (and perpetual Vulture hero) to take his rightful place in the universe as the site's overseer. Nothing has been finalized yet, but Diller reportedly sees as assets Silverman's connections with advertisers and experience in reality TV (not to mention his natural affinity for frat house–style tomfoolery) and thinks he could help raise revenue. Obviously we completely support this awesome plan. Also: kegger!

IAC's CollegeHumor May Go to Ben Silverman's New Venture [Ad Age]

Disaster-Porn Fetishist Roland Emmerich Fears Fatwa, Stops Short of Destroying Islamic Holy Sites in 2012

Photo: Courtesy of Sony

Director Roland Emmerich has made a career out of laying spectacular waste to some of the world's most iconic locales. In Independence Day, aliens imploded the White House by way of a fierce laser beam. In Godzilla, Madison Square Garden was trampled by impossibly large lizards before being blown to smithereens. And in The Day After Tomorrow, a giant twister ripped directly through the Capitol Records building in Los Angeles. Now, in 2012, Emmerich has decided that instead of just destroying symbols of government or capitalism run amok, it would help stoke the fires of controversy if he trained his army of CGI technicians on toppling some of the world's larger religious symbols. In the trailer for the film alone, we see a wave that's taller than the Himalayas sweep a Buddhist monastery off into the surf and Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue crumble into a thousand little pieces. However, there is one religious target that Emmerich was too chicken to destroy.

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Twilight Star’s Plan to Dress Like Homeless Person Foiled by Fan

"I do have a few wigs, actually. And sometimes I grow my facial hair out. I wanted to walk around Comic-Con this year, so I dressed kinda homeless. But someone recognized me and posted it online. I was like, 'Thanks. Now I can't wear that again.'" —Twilight's Kellan Lutz [Nylon via PopSugar]

"As much as it has to be funny, you also want to help educate my generation or the generation after me that might not know the importance of the unity of the Berlin Wall when coming down — how it really affected people's lives." Katy Perry on why she's hosting the MTV Europe Awards [AP via Yahoo]

Plus: Even Jemaine Clement has feelings. »

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La Toya Back in Brüno

Rejoice, La Toya Jackson fans! Her appearance in Brüno — during which she sits on one gardener, eats sushi off another, and inadvertently gives Sacha Baron Cohen Michael Jackson's phone number — will be restored as an extra on the film's upcoming DVD. The scene was shown to critics but cut days before the movie's theatrical release following Michael's death this summer. But now it's funny again! [People]

Ryan Seacrest to Take From the Unfamous, Give to the Slightly More Unfamous

You've seen reality-show stars debase themselves on television by eating insects, feigning an attraction to Flava Flav, and being related to Gene Simmons. But are you ready to see them demand cash from the personal bank accounts of non-stars like Candy Spelling, poker star Vanessa Rousso, modeling-agency president Sean Patterson, and the Pussycat Dolls' Melody Thornton? Ryan Seacrest would like to give you that opportunity! On E!'s upcoming Seacrest-produced Bank of Hollywood, the aforementioned "celebrity panel" will dole out "their own money" to regular cash-strapped people, though even Tori Spelling is above Candy's charity these days. We certainly hope Seacrest is bringing better ideas than this to Electus. [Live Feed/HR]

People Are Still Willing to Shell Out for Michael Jackson Albums

Michael Jackson's estate is well on its way to raking in $200 million this year, and the recent release of the This Is It soundtrack is only helping to stuff the coffers. Consumers snapped up roughly 373,000 copies of the record last week, making this Jackson's first album to hit No. 1 on the Billboard 100 since 2001's Invincible. [Rock & Roll Daily/RS]

Woody Allen on What His New Movie’s Title Says About Its Quality

Last month, Woody Allen explained in an interview how to tell whether one of his movies is good or bad simply from its title: "If I look at the film and it's no good, I don't like to give it an aggressive title, I give it ... the kind of title that is low-key and promises nothing, so people are less disappointed by it". Shortly after, he announced that his next film would be called You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. We ran into him last night at the Martin Scorsese–hosted screening of The Red Shoes at the DGA Theater, and asked him what Stranger's name portended. "Well, that was a very aggressive title, so you can hope that it's a good movie," he told us. "If I didn't think it was a good film, I would give it a quiet one-word title to deflect attention from it — so now you know the secret."

"I am the least expensive and the nicest person to work with." »

So, How Does the New Lizard Undercarriage on V Stack Up to the Original?

All the better to French you with, my dear!

There's lots to admire about ABC's brand-new reboot of the classic miniseries V. We were correct with our original assumption that the Visitors would be stand-ins for terrorists this time around (as opposed to Nazis), but we thought that positioning them as a terrorist sleeper cell was an inspired touch. However, the one moment that everyone was really on the lookout for last night was the initial reveal that — 25-YEAR-OLD SPOILER ALERT — the Visitors are, in fact, mouse-eating lizard people. To that end, we pulled a few screencaps from last night's big-budget premiere and compared them to the primitive-yet-lovable effects of the original to see whose alien makeup fared better.

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V Series Premiere: Instant Edification

Photo: David Gray/ABC

Is there anything more exciting than a sci-fi reimagining? You get all the tingly nostalgia of a beloved show from your youth (Battlestar Galactica), but souped-up with slick effects, superior acting, and all-grown-up allegorical resonances (Battlestar Galactica). You can have your nerdcake and eat it, too!

That said, the new V is no nerdcake.

The Visitors are ... Canadians? »

Vulture Exclusive: Hugh Jackman Gives New Oscar Hosts His Blessing

We like newly appointed Oscar hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin — but can they really follow Hugh Jackman's heroic performance at last year's ceremony? We're still skeptical! One guy who isn't, though, is the man himself. We ran into Jackman at last night's Valentino: The Last Emperor DVD-release party at the Standard Hotel and asked him about the Academy's decision. "I had no idea they were [hosting the Oscars]! You are breaking the news to me," he told us. "They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year ... I rang him and he was really helpful. He is really funny and he knows what he's doing. He's done this before. Alec Baldwin is also a true genius. I think the both of them together have hosted Saturday Night Live like 100 times, so you know they must be funny." It was only 29 times, we pointed out. Plus, Jackman, too, had hosted SNL before, hadn't he? "Oh, just once," he told us. "See!"

View more in our Party Lines slideshow.

We Came Thisclose to a Steve Martin/Tina Fey–Hosted Oscar Telecast

While we remain confident that the duo of Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin will do a perfectly respectable (if not quite Jackmanesque) job of hosting the Oscars, Entertainment Weekly got Adam Shankman to admit that they had somewhat advanced discussions with Tina Fey about co-hosting the gig. "There were lots of discussions in there," he says. "It wasn’t that she turned us down but her work schedule right in that time, she’s writing the last of her shows, and we realized then that it wouldn’t work." Drats! [Hollywood Insider/EW]

Why Dustin Hoffman Loves the Library

When we caught up with Dustin Hoffman on Monday at the Library Lions gala at the New York Public Library, we asked for his favorite-ever library experience. He did not disappoint: "It's the first place I ever got laid," he revealed. "It was in the nonfiction section in 1958." Was he serious? we asked. "I wasn't serious, but she was." View more in our Party Lines slideshow.

V’s Scott Wolf on Flirting With Aliens

On ABC's reimagined V, which premiered last night, Scott Wolf stars as Chad Decker, a reporter who comes face-to-face with deceptively kind aliens. Wolf spoke with Vulture yesterday about the new show, the original one, and why this former Bailey Salinger is glad he's not one of today's teen heartthrobs.

"Anna and Chad are both people who seduce people to get what they need." »

Gerard Butler Brings Shakespeare Into the Now

As the Romans Do: Gerard Butler has joined Ralph Fiennes, William Hurt and Vanessa Redgrave in Fiennes's directorial debut, Coriolanus. The movie is set in contemporary times but based on Shakespeare's Roman political drama. Fiennes reportedly hired Butler because the 300 star already owns a pair of mandals. [THR]

Boner Champ: Sigourney Weaver, John C. Reilly and Alia Shawkat have signed up for the comedy Cedar Rapids, starring Ed Helms and Anne Heche. The lead role is in Helms' wheelhouse: he plays a small-town insurance salesman (might as well be a paper salesman) who, after his role model dies, has to attend a conference in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where his mind is blown by the big city. Just wait until he sees Scranton! [Variety]

Plus: Helen Mirren! The Berenstain Bears! Kirstie Alley! »

Does Cheaters Cheat?

The crack investigative journalists at Inside Edition have discovered something mind blowing. Cheaters is staged! IE spoke to one couple who claims they were paid to pretend to cheat and then levies a pretty damning charge against the late night guilty pleasure. Remember that time the show's host got stabbed? It was fake! [The Live Feed]

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