Hell hath no fury like a Simpson sister scorned! Just weeks after her baby sister Ashlee was dropped from the cast of Melrose Place, big sister Jessica took to Twitter to blast the show (episodes of which, mind you, are still featuring her sister). "[W]ho writes this crap? [I] have had bad scripts to work with, but this? [T]hank God my sister is amazing and got you some press," she tweeted. Oh, snap? [JessicaSimpson/Twitter via Us]