If you’re not familiar with Kidz Bop, they’re children who sing neutered versions of pop songs, and their latest album includes, among other gems, this Lady Gaga update: “She’s not broken, she’s just a baby/But her boyfriend’s like a friend, just like a friend.” (Originally: “She’s not broken, she’s just a baby/But her boyfriend’s like a dad, just like a dad.”) Click through for the rest.
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