“Finally, I go, ‘Hey, Dave, I did an impression of you.’ I just blurted it out. And he goes: ‘Oh, yeah, I’m fine with that. I like you, Norm, you can do whatever you want. Joe Piscopo did an impression of me once and I didn’t care for that, because that guy’s not funny.’” —Norm Macdonald, on doing an impression of Letterman [ArtsBeat/NYT]
“It’s not ‘Twilight’, you know. We’re not selling sex. Whenever there is any hint of that, everybody gets terribly excited.” —Emma Watson [Teens Press]
“Maybe I haven’t matured in some ways that other 40-year-olds have.” &mdashRivers Cuomo [LAT]
“I can tell you there is no hoax. It makes me think of Candid Camera or something.” —Casey Affleck, on the believability of I’m Still Here [HuffPo]
“There’s an episode where I cook a steak and walk off to eat it without a fork. That’s me — but not on a date. At least not on a first date.” &mdashJoe Manganiello [Parade]
