Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor the approval of horrifying sex criminals will keep Charlie Sheen from the swift completion of his appointed task: delivering big ratings for CBS’s Two and a Half Men. Despite a rough, tawdry personal stretch for Sheen, his hugely watched sitcom’s ratings were up 7 percent this week. (Fiiiiine. That’s probably more correlation that causation.) Next time he trashes a hotel room, uses the N-word, and cakes his face in blow while taking off all his clothes, he should make sure there’s video. Gotta be a couple more ratings points in that. [Live Feed/HR]
