Guys, look! Just four days in, and our collective wish for the New Year has already come true! (Admit it, it was your wish too, right?) Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have broken up, and now we no longer have to pretend that the adult Gyllenhaal dating the adolescent Swift made us anything other than profoundly uncomfortable. Even better, now we can get started on the game that was the whole point of their relationship: What will Swift call her song about Jake? [People]
