Axl Rose Now Basically Just an Internet Troll
After being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
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After being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
Plus: 'Chinese Democracy' not yet done?
Was it intentional sabotage on the part of a company that didn't want to follow through with an expensive promotion? Or just general Web-based incompetence?
If you're not yet sure about committing 100 MB of your hard drive to an album that Axl Rose labored over for thirteen years, you can now stream it on MySpace.
We guess this means Axl actually has to release this thing now!
There was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company's solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
We'd love to say something funny here, but, like everyone else, we ran out of 'Chinese Democracy' jokes in 2003.
It would be lame to see him tossed in the clink for sharing some crap you'll be able to get at Best Buy in a month.
We're pretty sure we've seen that cover hanging in our aunt's bathroom.
Twenty-seven-year-old blogger Kevin Cogill of Culver City, California, has been arrested on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws.
Axl is currently in talks to release the album through Best Buy or Wal-Mart, not that this will ever actually happen.
Axl's new song leaks to YouTube! Was it worth the fifteen-year wait? No!
Our money's on 'Chinese Democracy'!
New, allegedly finished versions of nine songs have leaked — could a release date be close? No.
Plus: Guns N' Roses nowhere near releasing 'Chinese Democracy,' and Sam Mendes's Dave Eggers comedy might actually be funny!
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