R. Kelly Acquitted on All Charges
A Chicago jury has found R. Kelly not guilty on fourteen counts of child pornography.
Posted 06/13/08 in Vulture
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R. Kelly Trial Rocked by Hamburger Drama
A sequestered juror had a hamburger-related outburst in a restaurant last night.
Posted 06/13/08 in Vulture
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R. Kelly Baselessly Accused of Dance-Move Theft
Come on, man — R. Kelly has a lot on his mind today!
Posted 06/11/08 in Vulture
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R. Kelly Trial Scandalized by Sex-Tape Mix-up
It was revealed that a DVD of the infamous sex tape given to Kelly's lawyers by the prosecution two weeks ago was not an exact copy.
Posted 06/10/08 in Vulture
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His Defense Rests, But R. Kelly Never Does
To commemorate the near-end of his child-pornography trial, Kelly released a new single. We can't believe it either.
Posted 06/05/08 in Vulture
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Things Suddenly Not Looking Quite So Terrible for R. Kelly
Given that the prosecution's had six years to build their case, couldn't they have found a better star witness?
Posted 06/04/08 in Vulture
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More Colorful Characters Descend on R. Kelly Trial
Two mysterious men from Kansas City are expected to give an explosive press conference tomorrow that will purportedly be "big news" and "reveal all."
Posted 06/03/08 in Vulture
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The Prosecution Rests in R. Kelly Trial — But Where Is Jim DeRogatis?
Chicago 'Sun-Times' music critic Jim DeRogatis — who passed Kelly's alleged sex tape to police in 2002 — is a no-show in court today, despite an order from the judge to arrive at 10 a.m.
Posted 05/30/08 in Vulture
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Boring Witness Shoots Holes in R. Kelly's CGI Defense
Yesterday, jurors were subjected to the testimony of forensic-video analyst Grant Fredericks when they probably really just wanted to hear about threesomes.
Posted 05/29/08 in Vulture
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Who Is R. Kelly's Surprise Witness?
The trial of the century was adjourned early yesterday — because of a surprise witness! Who is it? We speculate!
Posted 05/28/08 in Vulture
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R. Kelly Chooses This Opportune Moment to Promote New Album
Fireworks are expected in the courtroom at R. Kelly's child-pornography trial today … Hey, have you heard the new R. Kelly single?
Posted 05/28/08 in Vulture
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Things Suddenly Not Looking So Great for R. Kelly
A witness is set to testify that R. Kelly paid her off to return a sex tape.
Posted 05/13/08 in Vulture
The Early-Evening News
Michael Moore Schedules Next Documentary for Beginning of Bush's Third Term
Plus: Another hater picked for R. Kelly's jury, and the L.A. 'Times' hates on 'Bright Shiny Morning.'
Posted 05/13/08 in Vulture
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Lawyers Begin the Impossible Task of Determining Who R. Kelly's Peers Are
"Oh, I've heard he's the Pied Piper. He's a musical genius," said one potential juror.
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