Model Eats, Obviously Sent Home From Paris

Ali Michael, at left, poses with Karlie Kloss, who is
still thin enough to walk the runways. Thank God.Photo: Patrick McMullan
The Wall Street Journal reports that this year, Michael got a little crazy and decided to stop making herself sick in order to keep her weight down — as a result, she gained five pounds. Wrong direction, Ali! Doesn't this girl's manager keep her in line? Anyhow, she's been told this season that her legs are too fat for most Paris runways. Duh, comme il faut. So after walking for just Yohji Yamamoto, she’s cut her trip short and heading home to Texas. Oh, how far we fall. But what an instructive experience for everyone. —Jessica Coen

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