Upon hearing the morning's delicious gossip that Hills girls Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port would be slaving away at this afternoon's Mara Hoffman show, we hit the tents. We scoured backstage looking for the ladies; though we didn't spot them, we did confirm what the hell they're doing for Fashion Week: They're working for fashion PR madhouse People's Revolution! Mara Hoffman told us she'd yet to see the girls, but we understand that they're working for a number of labels. Plus there were the two MTV-worthy cameras at the Hoffman check-in table, and we do believe your Cut editor got caught on camera. What if we actually we made it on the show? Or, more likely, what if we run into Whitney and Lauren backstage this week? Either way, we'd, like, die. —Amy Odell

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