Is Anne Slowey Right About the Fate of Dresses?

Look! Anne Slowey's wearing a dress!Photo: Getty Images
Point: Anne Slowey, from the set of reality show Fashionista, in which she plays "herself…only meaner":
"The eye is looking for something new, and so is the psyche"
Counterpoint: David Wolfe, creative director of a fashion-trend-forecasting company:
"The dress provides the beauty of so many options." A woman could wear, he said, "a sheath, or a dirndl shape, or a baby-doll or something close to the body or something that moved away from the body."
Point: Anne Slowey:
"The first hint of chill in the air, and the full-legged, pleated high- and low-waisted legions will be out in the urban jungle," said Ms. Slowey, already so adapted to her new television role that she speaks in thought bubbles.
Counterpoint: Julie Gilhart, fashion director of Barneys New York:
Certainly it’s much more efficient. "Instead of spending days thinking about your wardrobe," she said, "you can concentrate on who you’re voting for for president."
Point: Anne Slowey (Seeing a pattern here?):
"Pants make it easier to cross your legs."
Counterpoint: Jacqueline Kelly, a random dress-clad woman on the street:
"I find that dresses are slimming, and they cover all the problem areas and highlight all the curves."
Point: Anne Slowey:
"The expiration date for the dress…is end of August."
Counterpoint: Lesley Hartnett, another random dress-clad woman on the street:
“It’s my anti-mommy-blob outfit,” [she] said... looking lean and sleek in a Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress. “I feel glamorous in a dress, and it’s easy.”
Point: Anne Slowey:
[Women will become] "a little more hard-core, a little more androgynous, a little more butch."
Counterpoint: Jennifer Emory, another random dress-clad woman on the street:
"[The dress is] very easy and very flattering — a no-brainer, really. It’s comfortable, and you can easily go from day to night. And guys like it because it’s so feminine."

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