Kicks this spring seem crazier than ever before. And although we can appreciate the artistic value of such gorgeous, creative footwear, we suppose it wouldn't hurt to have some — sigh — male insight here and there. So we took to the streets to find out how our lust objects fare with the opposite sex. Let's just say the results are interesting. Those Prada sandals you're drooling over just might be "brutally ugly," and another dude notes that the Dior Blue Angels that Madonna loves "looks like an insect." Sniff. But those neon Giambattista Valli pumps Mary-Kate Olsen loves? One enlightened fellow thinks they "could work" with the right outfit. And we don't think he's gay! Do watch for more priceless pontificating.