What's Wrong With This Month's ‘Vogue’ Cover

1. The headline "When Good Work Goes Bad" is all too reminiscent of the racial brouhaha that erupted last month.
2. Gwyneth Paltrow's eyebrows do not look like Gwyneth Paltrow's eyebrows. Her mouth also looks really weird.
3. Gwyneth appears to have inexplicably stolen a member of Daft Punk's helmet to use as an armrest.
4. Paltrow looks like the Tin Man's wife with those metal cuffs on both wrists.
5. Paltrow has the worst case of helmet hair we have ever seen.
Please do tell us what we missed.

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