Breaking: Naomi Campbell Charged With Assault!

Campbell arriving at her sentencing. Sigh.Photo: Getty Images
Campbell was charged with three counts of assaulting a policeman, one count of disorderly conduct and two counts of using threatening behavior and abusive words to cabin crew…"Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses," stated Campbell's lawyer, Simon Nicholls. "She respects the decision and hopes this matter will be dealt with expeditiously."
Well, at least she just had a really good time in Cannes and a really glamorous 38th-birthday party.

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