Roberto Cavalli's first nightclub is set to open in Dubai in November. And we were just graced with not only details of the project, but this flashy rendering of what it will look like on the inside. From this masterfully Photoshopped image, you can see the club will be nothing if not a beacon for hot babes. But let's examine some of the details from a press release about nightlife's future mecca, shall we? Every imaginable surface will be shiny from black quartz floors to walls "dripping with Swarovski crystals." On the ground floor, party animals can buy watches and jewelry and eat Italian food "chosen specially by Roberto Cavalli." If the thought of cheese and fatty meats in a party setting turns your stomach, the top floor offers a sushi bar. Oh, and also? "The Cavalli Club’s innovative schedule offers light lunch, lunch, aperitif, pre-dinner, dinner and disco set; truly catering to the guests and allowing the experience of a luxury Club from day to night, in true Cavalli style." So we guess it's a 24/7 establishment. Stock up on EcstasyRed Bull now.

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