If you're eager for Heidi Klum to make a surprise runway comeback in September, don't hold your breath. The woman was never much of a runway model to begin with. She tells Parade magazine:

Fashion shows have never been my thing. I don't look thin enough for the runway. The other girls were always much taller and skinnier. But I've never starved myself or done crazy things just to be thin like a rail.

We're genuinely glad to hear her say that, but we have to wonder what her secret to staying thin is. Remember when she hit the Victoria's Secret runway just two months after giving birth, in 2005? And she sure did look quite slim on the last season of Project Runway, after she lost her most recent baby weight. Maybe all the competition stress keeps the pounds off? Or her metabolism is just magical.

Fashion Shows Are Not My Thing [Parade]