One Million Pairs of FitFlops, Say It Ain’t So

Variations of the FitFlop Photo: Courtesy of The FitFlop.com
We realize buyers are drawn to these for the "fit factor." But really, as any fad dieter knows all too well, there is no quick fix for fitness. One tester told the paper the FitFlops tightened her calves and replaced the gym for her. But how can a pair of shoes replace an entire workout? Answer: It can't. In fact, the podiatric surgeon they interviewed said: "You're going against a little more resistance, so you're going to get a little something extra, but these are not shoes that are going to make your thighs look like they did when you were 21." Brilliant revelation.
And minus the thigh muscles we may or may not get, we're not the biggest flip-flop fans. On the beach they're great, but on a dirty train or city sidewalk, we opt for something a bit more … stylish. Even the pair made exclusively for Kirna Zabête (above center) couldn't pull off the flip-flop-as-fashion look, and instead came out looking like something more appropriate for Equinox than Kirna.
But we're willing to open up the discussion. What do you think of FitFlops? Would you wear them? Have you seen them on the legs of city gals? Let us know what you think in the comments. —Sharon Clott
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