Sean Avery Pontificates on Men in Shorts
7/31/08 at 12:50 PM

Chuck wears short shorts.Photo: WireImage
“Why go to work and be hot?” he asked last week, adding that there was no compelling business reason to look modest and dull on the job. “You can look good and not have that boring-type look … Why are women allowed to do it and not men? … Women have the option of wearing a dress."
But Avery wasn't merely trying to level the dress-code playing field with his women colleagues. He was doing them a service:
“I haven’t asked them, but I’m sure women like looking at a man’s calves, or if a man has them, nice ankles,” Mr. Avery said.
He's totally right. Ankles are the new biceps, cankles are the new beer bellies. Someone have Thom Browne send out a memo.
Shorts Crack the Code [NYT]
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