André Leon Talley is just like us: sweet as pie until someone spills a drink on him and that faithful inner diva emerges. It sounds like that's what happened when a man sprayed Champagne on Talley as he waited for Stephen Burrow's show to start on Friday. "Page Six" reports: "The drenched fashionista screamed, 'Look what you've done! I've got to wear these clothes all day!' And when the clumsy sprayer tried to towel him off, Talley yelled, 'Get your hands off me!'" Yeah, we don't let strange men touch us either. [NYP]