L'uomo Vogue held a party at Barneys last night, and we checked in for a Fashion Week update: Allure editor-in-chief Linda Wells isn't feeling jumpsuits, Mark Seliger is willing to marry any model for the sake of a green card, and Leigh Lezark feels like she's "dying, sort of — but it's fun." And what about the imminent danger of spilling some champers around all that pricey Barneys merch? Thakoon's not worried; he knows they can take the loss in the name of a party.