Reader, we may have unearthed the secret to Sarah Palin’s bouffant. And by “unearthed” we mean read it in the Daily News. In today’s paper, Pamela Massey, who competed with Palin in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, says, “[Sarah] also used a whole can of Aqua Net hair spray. An Alaskan gale wouldn’t have moved a hair on her head.” Massey added that another pageant trick was placing “sticking plasters” over nipples to maintain modesty in the swim competition. And that’s what we call too much information. [NYDN]
