Paint Away Flab With Abs in a Box
Photo: Courtesy of It Cosmetics
Screw sit-ups! You can paint those muscles on with Abs in a Box. The kit comes with sweat-proof ab highlighters, abs primer, setting spray, semi-permanent stain, two brushes, and a "Library of Secrets" instruction manual. All for the recession-era price of $69. We just received a press release boasting that a Playboy Playmate got the kit overnighted to her. Just what we always say, do as the Playmates do. [It Cosmetics]

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