W just put some photos of Angelina Jolie and her kids shot by Brad Pitt online. And if you didn't know what to think of this cover of Angie breast-feeding, get ready. Because the family portraits probably aren't anything like yours. Unless you grew up on a 988-acre chateau in the south of France and your mom tended to vamp instead of smile when she carried you around in your little baby harness. If you want to learn more about Brangie's fascinating life of pseudo-attempted isolation, child rearing, and mushy love for each other, the cover story is also online. Happy Columbus Day!

One Week: Brad & Angelina [W]
One Week: Photos [W]