If you thought the backlash against Beyoncé's metal hand would have taught her a lesson by now, get a load of the shades she wore when filming the music video for "Diva" this weekend. If only she didn't have car-wash fringe over her eyeballs and could see herself (87 percent of People.com readers agree with us). She's already worn a motorcycle, so what's next? A top with the sail of a ship coming out the back? [Off the Rack/People]