Hide Scars and Smooth Fine Lines With New Foreskin Formula
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Vavelta is a new treatment for concealing scars and fine lines that involves injecting the skin with cells derived from foreskins donated by mothers of babies circumcised in U.S. hospitals. This "seems to rejuvenate and restructure ageing and damaged skin from the inside by repopulating the lower layers of the skin with millions of healthy young skin cells." One woman used it to treat acne scars on her face. Other trial subjects say it reverses aging. Unlike Botox, Vavelta is permanent. Yummy. [Daily Mail via Jezebel]

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