PLASTIC SURGERY
• Britney Spears on her breasts: "At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller … I'm tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way." [Daily Mail via Jezebel]

FRAGRANCE
• Coty Inc., a fragrance company that's no stranger to celebrity scents, will now distribute Antonio Banderas's scent. [WWD]

• Speaking of Antonio Banderas, early reviews of Bond No. 9's new Brooklyn scent claim to evoke thoughts of the Latin (ex-?) stud. You may now continue not ever thinking about him. [Blogdorf Goodman]

MAKEUP
• Courteney Cox really shouldn't have worn her hair messy with bright-red lipstick. [Beauty Snob]

SKIN
• Deodorant gets exciting: Sure and Dove will launch new products that promise to slow hair growth. Maybe Beyoncé will be their spokeswoman. [Jezebel]