So this is a familiar road, but this time we're not running around it in circles with our arms flailing: Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are engaged. For real. People.com reports Tom proposed to Gisele over the weekend with a diamond solitaire and she said yes. "The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home," a source told the magazine. Just think of all the fashion luminaries that could attend if they choose the former. Domenico Dolce, Stefano Gabbana, Donatella Versace, Anna Wintour, not to mention the Victoria's Secret models. Oh the bridal party would be rich with tanned perfection and non-dimpled thighs. But if, say, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, and Karolina Kurkova are all bridesmaids, will they be able to fade into the background at Gisele's side and let her have the spotlight (because she never does), unfettered by the forces of their own egos for just a day? Well, that's what dowdy bridesmaids dresses are for! Gisele can always say she didn't want things to look too flashy in These Times.

Gisele Bündchen & Tom Brady Are Engaged! [People.com]