At last night's Narciso Rodriguez after-party at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel, Hamish Bowles told us “I'd love to do a fashion line,” and Kanye West said his own much-discussed line is nearly ready (“I think I've finally got something that I think works”). But not everyone sounded so ambitious. “I don't know what it is about me that people think I could do a fashion line,” said Chace Crawford, who admitted he didn't even know who Narciso Rodriguez is. “It would be a big pain in the ass. I would never do it, ever. I barely wear these clothes.” He wasn't the only one getting irreverent. Moments after Kirna Zabête co-owner Beth Buccini asserted that, due to the economy, “There isn't the great sense of debauchery that you often feel during Fashion Week,” Josh Hartnett stumbled into an empty booth nearby, sending multiple glasses of Champagne crashing to the floor. Asked if he'd be willing to entertain our questions, he gave a bit of a confused response: “Sure. I mean, okay ... actually, no.” Oh. “Sorry, I'm half-lit.”