So we know Anna’s hiring two assistants; we believe neither of the assistants is leaving for professional reasons that have anything to do with Vogue or its master. And while the influx of e-mails demonstrating interest in sacrificing one’s life at the Altar of Anna do indeed lift the spirit, we unfortunately cannot help anyone get a foot in that very exclusive door. (Also, we’re not sure we could do that to you in good conscience.) But if you’re feeling plucky, there’s always the traditional Condé Nast HR approach.
