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The Christian Dior show just walked in Paris, and images are trickling in. We'll have the whole show up for you in a bit, but in the meantime thought we'd treat you to this preview, which, thanks to a lovely photo-wire lensman, we didn't even have to crop! Tatyana Usova wore the sheer jumpsuit in today's show. We've seen plenty of nipples showing clearly through sheer fabric on the runways, but an essentially bare ass is a new one. What is John Galliano telling us? Making an exit is more important than making an entrance? Fanny about with literalism? If you're too poor for a slip it's okay? Or are asses simply the new nipples? Only time will tell.