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(1) “The assumption is that my eccentricity is not who I really am, but it is. I have lost my mind.” (2) “I wasn’t a lazy drug addict." (3) “What am I supposed to do [in L.A.], canoodle with celebrities at a nightclub, with a lemon-drop Midori in my hand? It’s not the same as being in a bar that smells like urine with all your really smart New York friends.” There's more where that came from in this week's issue of New York. [NYM]