Dita Von Teese was spotted at the Coachella Music Festival canoodling with Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac, an actor and son of designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac. A friend of de Castelbajac's is "shocked" by the pairing. "She's really robbing the cradle," the friend said. Uh, yeah, of course she is. Homeboy is hot. Way to go, Dita! [NYP]