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Great heavens, Susan Boyle's gone designer. After getting her eyebrows plucked this week, she was spotted walking around Blackburn, West Lothian, with a new hair color and cut, lovely new slacks, makeup, and (gasp) a Burberry scarf. Britain's Got Talent producers are "frantic" over the changes, because her dowdy appearance seemed to be the reason for her enormous success. Boyle said herself that she didn't want a makeover, but she must have caught a bug after those eyebrows. One trip to the salon and it's all uphill from there. [NYDN]