Fug Girls: Zoe Saldana Dresses for Her Big Break
We enjoy Zoe Saldana as much as the next obsessed totally rational Center Stage fan, so we were stoked when she got her biggest break to date: playing Uhura in this weekend's Star Trek relaunch. But promotional tours for a summer blockbuster can be intense, even when you're sunburned from the limelight; it must be doubly so when your star's ascent more or less has been stuck in neutral for nine years, despite turns in plenty of movies we’ve all caught on USA on a rainy Sunday afternoon. (Don’t pretend you’ve never seen Drumline.) Naturally, we were curious to see how Saldana would handle the stress of dressing for multi-city press junkets at this make-or-break point in her career — especially since, at her highest-profile event to date, the Vanity Fair Oscar party, she paired a limp camisole with a giant leopard-print skirt that we suspect was once Sharon Stone's shower curtain. Would she embrace her potential new status as a household name and face in an appropriately killer wardrobe, or would she show up looking like a starlet whose best days were playing second fiddle to Britney Spears in Crossroads? Let’s take a look.

From left: Frocks worn in Paris, Madrid, and London. Photos: Getty Images, WireImage (center)

From left: Berlin and L.A. premieres. Photos: Getty Images
In fact, while we’re used to bitching and moaning about how wretched everyone looks all the time, we’ve got to give the would-be Eva Rodriguez a round of applause. This gig is probably her shot at the big leagues, and so far, she’s played it perfectly. She looks classy but not staid; youthful but not half-baked; trendy without being a trend whore. So, well done, Zoe — you ran the gauntlet, emerged with nary a hair out of place, and made us want to throw out every tired old thing in our closets and start from scratch. Our bank accounts don't thank you, but we do.
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